Technically manages everything, which he will absolutely remind you of. Lover, fighter, 6-pack — one of those is accurate and the other two are self-reported. Come for the truck repair, leave slightly confused about what just happened.

The kind of guy who walks into a room and the room immediately knows who’s in charge. Nobody told it that — it just figured it out. Carlos has forgotten more about trucks than most people will ever know, which tracks because he’s also forgotten your name three times this week.

Truly a man of many layers — all of them slightly annoyed. Knows where every part is, will make you feel bad for needing it, and somehow that’s become his whole personality.

Has explained the same thing four times today but he still doesn’t get it. Communicates primarily in sighs and slow blinking. The shop doesn’t run on diesel — it runs on Dereck’s barely-contained disappointment.

The only person here who actually knows where the money goes — a swiss bank account and she happens to have holidays booked in the Caymans.

Had a vision, built a company, and now sits in meetings talking about “synergy” while the rest of us do the actual work. Technically in charge of everything, suspiciously available for nothing. We think he’s busy. We’re not entirely sure what that means.